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[Srini]

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I am Starting with Funny SMS, which i received today....
Here it is :

There r Two friends, Both have arrears again and again in all exams.
1st one: machi let's we suicide da
2nd one: shut up,If we suicide,we've to start from LKG in next birth....

[Srini]

Every sunset gives us,

One day less to live!

But every sunrise give us,

One day more to hope!

So, hope for the best.

Good Day & Good Luck!

[Sritam]

Life would be perfect if:

Anger had MUTE button,

Mistake had BACK button,

Hard time had FAST FORWARD button

& good times had PAUSE button.

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A man to doctor:

Is there any medicine for long life..?

Doctor: Get married..!!

Man: Will it help ?

Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!