Laloo Jokes Thread

[Sritam]

OBAMA: Do you know Swimming?

LALU: No

OBAMAog is better than you,it Swims.

LALUo you know Swimming?

OBAMA:Yes

LALU:Then,Whats the difference between you and Dog?

OBAMA shocks...LALU Rocks!!

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Friends if u know any laloo jokes then reply here and no need to make a separate thread

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Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.
So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could you tell me the

time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". The man at the other end replies

"One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.